A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know
(Source: godsquito)
today, i was presented with a choice…
i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
Hi, we’re One Direction. We’re all on our periods this week.

